Old Man Winter, I’ve had enough
It’s time for you to go
These past few months have been tough
I’m fed up, just so you know!
I’m so sick of freezing
I’m sick of scraping the car,
I’m so sick of sneezing
Who do you think you are?
I’m so sick of shoveling snow
I’m sick of sloppy sleet
I’m sick of icy winds that blow
And knock me off my feet,
My pants sure are getting tight
I’m sick of winter flab,
I’m sick of seeing so much white
The scenery is drab,
I want to see green leaves and flowers
To heck with snow and ice,
Turn that snow into April showers
Wouldn’t that be nice?
Like a guest who’s stayed too long
We’re giving you a blast,
Go back to the Arctic where you belongAnd let Spring come at last!