N is for Numbers
Numbers never stay inside my brain
They wash away like morning rain,
Phone numbers, birthdays, addresses, too
What’s a number hating gal to do?
Stepping on the scale can be a fright
When I see the results of my binge last night,
Numbers, numbers, everywhere
They like to catch me unaware,
There’s no escape, nowhere to hide
I should know because I’ve tried,
Speed limits, grocery prices, bills galore
I’ve had it with numbers, my brain is sore!