My hair grows thinner, my waist grows thick
Is this some kind of nasty trick?
Instead of hairs growing on my head
They’re popping up in other spots instead,
I wish it was as red as it used to be
When I once sat on my daddy’s knee,
Now it’s slowly turning blonde
The colour of a murky pond,
How I’d like to go back in timeTo when my hair was in its prime.
Here is a photo of me when I was about 5 years old. Sigh. I do like my hair colour as a child. Oh well. There's always hair colouring, right?