Go Away, Old Man Winter!
Old Man Winter, I’ve had enough It’s time for you to go These past few months have been tough I’m fed up, just so you know! I’m so sick of freezing I’m sick of scraping the car, I’m so sick of sneezing Who do you think you are? I’m so sick of shoveling snow I’m sick of sloppy sleet I’m sick of icy winds that blow And knock me off my feet, My pants sure are getting tight I’m sick of winter flab, I’m sick of seeing so much white The scenery is drab, I want to see green leaves and flowers To heck with snow and ice, Turn that snow into April showers Wouldn’t that be nice? Like a guest who’s stayed too long We’re giving you a blast, Go back to the Arctic where you belong And let Spring come at last!